Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Wanted: 1 Sugar Mama



So, it occurred to me today that I probably need to get into the dating game before life passes me by. The problem is that I'm pretty dang picky. There are a couple girls at school that are pretty cute (heeey Reese...heeeey Zoe) and mommy is trying to hook me up with some girl that she knows, but I have been doing some searching of my own and came up with:

Future Mother-in-law and Wife

I mean, who are we kidding? She's gorgeous and LOADED. Plus Brad Pitt seems like a pretty good guy. So for all you romantics out there, you better Save the Date now. May 21st, 2030 will be the day that I marry Shiloh Jolie-Pitt!
In other news, I had my 2 month check-up with Dr. Bischoff today. I ASSUMED I was going to follow-up on my cold, as well as to have my mouth pains checked (I keep hearing the word teething), but I ended up getting the biggest needle you've ever seen jammed into my leg THREE TIMES! Needless to say, I was pretty upset at mommy and daddy for tricking me, but I'm over it now and plan to sleep it off. On the bright side, I hear that I am in the 95th percentile for my height and the 75th percentile for my weight! When daddy heard this, he entered me into the NBA Draft Class of 2025!


Mommy and I have been sick

The last few days have been an awful lot of being sick, napping with mommy, and watching tv with daddy. I'm getting tired of this writer's strike, but am making due with shows like "the Biggest Loser" and "Friday Night Lights". I'm also really excited to see if Uncle Tom can finish the Patriots perfect season in the Super Bowl.
Well, I should probably go cuddle with mommy before I put my cranky pants on. I love and miss you all!

Watching TV

Parents Note:
Cohen has begun referring to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots as "Uncle Tom". We don't know where this came from, but assure you there is no relation that we know of. Perhaps he recognizes the boyish good lucks or the incredible talent of this man as his own. Either way - what a kid!

Uncle Tom

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